Working Without Tools

Where are my tools?
They ask me to work
Should I just sit here?
Waiting for a stroke?
I miss her
Interpreters don’t understand
The audio says one thing but the video says another
Unemployed wanting to help unemployed
I could probably do the job with a red paper clip
But everything at my disposal has TOS agreements attached
They say no or pay for another month to continue
These 2 hands can’t lift this 777 pound boulder
Need some leverage
My left hand is holding the bolt
While my right is trying to twist the screw
How many bolts does this thing have?
These Ikea instructions are confusing
Where is that small plastic bag?
It must of disappeared under the couch somewhere
Ok… One column is founded
Now for the other
Wait… Need to fix it
Seems to be tilting the wrong way
How do people expect this to be done by one person?
The databases are corrupted
Should of used a different type of database architecture
I knew what direction to take
But others didn’t listen
So I am forced to do it on my own
Where are my tools?

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